Fakesend.com

I received this email from the guy who runs Fakesend.com:

Just wanted to drop you a note to let you know that I'll be bringing FakeSend.com back online.

Let me know if you'd like me to try and add any new features that would help your sites visitors out or something.

I know its been pretty unreliable lately, but then again I've been pretty busy.

Thanks,

So hopefully it'll work better soon, and if there's something you, dear visitor, would like to see added there, let me know.

John

Let's keep tabs here.

This is a post from your faithful chronicler, John D'eau. :)

I had my vasectomy reversed a week ago because you really want another child after all, and hopefully this will also make you feel better about yourself and us.
I think it won't make a difference.
So I'm going to keep track of two key variables on this blog:
- the number of times we have sex.
- the number of fights we have.
I predict that a year from now we'll have had more fights than fucks.

I do like the shaved dick though, I think I'll keep it like that.

John.

Sex was good

But I wish it hadn't have been 5 months since the last time.
Please can you try a bit harder to want to have sex with me. I have asked you numbers of times now if it is me but you keep telling me its not.
When I joke about sex, even if its not aimed at you tell me its disgusting or wrong, I'm joking about thats all and there is nothing disgusting about sex.
Please let the next time not be in 5 months time.