update

I promised in the last post or so that I would keep sort of a running tally of the number of fucks versus the number of fights since my vasectomy reversal, and I have been negligent so far, so here goes.

For a short (and might I add happy) period of time it seemed that the fucks were out pacing the fights, in the first two weeks after the last post there were 3 fucks and only one fight. Unfortunately, but predictably, the fights have rallied and overcome their deficit. We are still at three fucks (so the quick math people here can tell I haven't been getting any in the past month or so) while the fights are now at 4.

And just for clarification, a simple argument or disagreement does not count as a fight. Those are far too common. For it to be counted as a fight it would have to involve, screaming, accusations (especially the one where she goes "you are just like your mother") and periods of prolonged silence (Oh blessed are they :P)

John D'eau