Thursday, October 11, 2007

I don't think you know this

but when I get you a cold drink I sometimes drop my penis in it.

Why do i do this, just so i can smile to myself, sad i know.

6 comments:

Weekends Off said...

Wow that's really juvenile. How old are you anyway?

Anonymous said...

That is funny.. but doesnt she put your stuff in her mouth sometimes anyway? If i found out my bf did that.. i really dont think i would get mad.. ur very funny :)...

Anonymous said...

you're an idiot. there was some woman over on the truewifeconfessions blog who, after urinating, would wipe herself with her husband's shirts that he would wear outside. her husband was physically abusive and she took joy in getting back at him this way.

but i don't think you even have that excuse....moron.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute. Are you usually naked when you get her a drink? Or do you actually take the time to unzip your pants? If you unzip, I'd say the amount of forethought you put into it is frightening...or just stupid.

Anonymous said...

only a complete idiot would do something like that. I'm glad I don't know you...

Anonymous said...

I find this funny. My husband and I do dumb shit to each other too.