but when I get you a cold drink I sometimes drop my penis in it.
Why do i do this, just so i can smile to myself, sad i know.
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Wow that's really juvenile. How old are you anyway?
That is funny.. but doesnt she put your stuff in her mouth sometimes anyway? If i found out my bf did that.. i really dont think i would get mad.. ur very funny :)...
you're an idiot. there was some woman over on the truewifeconfessions blog who, after urinating, would wipe herself with her husband's shirts that he would wear outside. her husband was physically abusive and she took joy in getting back at him this way.
but i don't think you even have that excuse....moron.
Wait a minute. Are you usually naked when you get her a drink? Or do you actually take the time to unzip your pants? If you unzip, I'd say the amount of forethought you put into it is frightening...or just stupid.
only a complete idiot would do something like that. I'm glad I don't know you...
I find this funny. My husband and I do dumb shit to each other too.
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